This may look like an ordinary BBC2 early 80's ident to you. However, what exactly would you do if it was chasing you down the street? This was the precise predicament I found myself in one night. It was daytime and I was walking to the shops to buy some sweets (mmmmmmmmm, sweets). Suddenly I started to hear a portentous thudding noise from around the corner. To my horror the aforementioned ident was floating in front of me. I looked in disbelief as it proceeded to edge it's way closer to me. I immediately turned around and ran as fast as I could to find a haven of safety. Everytime I looked back it was there ominously following me. I turned another corner to find my bizarre stalker 3 feet above me and hovering fiendishly. The end.
Of course, this was just a dream that I experienced some time ago. But, what if it was real? Would I have been consumed and then transported to a world of nightmarish landscapes where See-Saw childrens television characters reign supreme? Would Cosmo and Dibbs force me to learn about co-operation and sharing? Would Wordy relentlessly inform me that there are two "o"s in look, took and book? More importantly would Pigeon Street be completely covered in excrement? Maybe, but would you know what do when faced with the terrifying possibility of being attacked by a television ident?
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